Step into my office

Well, you wanted to ask me something? Speak! You got five minutes …

Step into my office

The power to win, the power to punch

Mummy dressed me in something called “Port Power Gear” today. Then she taught me how to punch. She said that is what you do in this gear.

Power to win

Marketing schmarketing

Groan. I don’t know where he gets these books from. First it was complex poetry, now it is boring stuff about target markets, segmentation and push and pull. I haven’t got the faintest idea what he is reading about but he keeps winking at me saying that one day I will be like him and work in marketing. Just to tease him, I think the first words I say will be “marketing schmarketing”. I can’t wait to see his face when that happens. Tee hee …

Marketing schmarketing

Funny old dream

I had the strangest dream yesterday. In my dream I was kicking back, just taking it easy, when suddenly this thing called a “hand” which is apparently attached to me, moved through the air and hit this plug thing in my mouth. I have no idea how it got there. But what’s more puzzling is that I have no idea how to get it out. Mum says I have to wait for something called “coordination” – I hope she’ll help me get some!

Funny old dream

Uncle Greg’s grin

This is my Uncle Greg. I think he has a very cute grin – look how big it is. I am not sure if he always grins this much or whether he just likes me a lot. Think I’ll go with the latter. He is married to that Aunty Nicole I told you about earlier. Apparently, he put my cousin inside her but dad won’t explain how. He says it has something to do with a stalker or a stork or something. But he has promised to tell me when I am “old enough”, which he says will be in about 35 years.

Uncle Greg's grin

Great Great Grandpa

Well, actually, he is not great great, he is just great which is good enough for me. My dad says Great Grandpa Symonds has the great gift of conversation. He says, if I move in with Great Grandpa Symonds, I would be talking in about two weeks! I told dad I wanted to go straight away but he says I need something called a drivers licence first. I am sure Great Grandpa would let me drive anyway – especially if I was kind to his dog.

Great Grandpa Symonds

Here is a wise woman

This is my Aunty Belinda. She is a wise woman, that’s what my dad tells me, because she is married to a guru sheep farmer called Kenny. He spends many days at a time all alone with his sheep and he gains amazing insights into life. So that is why my Aunty is wise – she picked somebody who is smart and who works hard. That leaves her plenty of free time to laze about with my cousins. Very clever!

Aunty Belinda the wise woman

Cousins cousins everywhere

Everywhere I turn there are cousins. Some inside tummies (apparently) and some on the lounge. Here we have Lexia, Trixie, Grace, and Mya. You know which one’s me!

Cousins cousins everywhere

My aunty has a cousin inside

This is my Aunty Nicole. Boy, is she funny. I was trying to snuggle into her tummy but I just couldn’t get close to her – someone said something about my cousin being inside there. I have no idea what they were talking about.

Aunty Nicole